Wednesday, October 24, 2007

We don't know, don't ask us

Things your pharmacist doesn't know:
What that thing on your arm is.
Why your doctor ordered that test.
Why your doctor gave you pills for cholesterol when your cholesterol is fine.
If you can eat before your test.
If you are still contagious (but I'm going to return to the back of the store now).
If the commercial is telling the truth.
Why drug companies charge so much (and no, they don't put gold in the pills, that's really funny, I've never heard that one before)
Which insurance company is the best.
Why your insurance coverage is canceled.

There's lots more we don't know too. I just don't know what those things are.

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